JOBS PRINT RUNS FIVE TIMES HOTTER THAN THE TREND — LAST MONTH’S ‘COLLAPSE’ GOT REVISED AWAY — RATE-HIKE BETS FIRM, BITCOIN SLIPS UNDER $80K
The scariest jobs number of the summer didn’t survive one round of new data.
The Fed’s excuse for sitting still was a weak job market. This morning’s report took the excuse away: 162,000 new jobs in August, five times the average of the last twelve months. Rate-hike bets firmed within minutes, and Bitcoin gave up $1,900 before most people finished their coffee. But read the whole card. One hot month against a year that averaged 31,000 is a spike, not a new trend — restaurants and school hiring did most of the work, and tech and media kept cutting. And July is the real lesson: the 23,000-job LOSS everyone panicked over last month got revised into a 21,000 GAIN. Traders who bet on a single monthly print got burned twice in thirty days. The four-year clock didn’t move either time.
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UPDATE 10:30 AM ET: CoinDesk checked all 79 jobs-report days since 2020 — Bitcoin’s average move is 2.1%, normal for any day, and it closed higher on 39 of them, lower on 40. A coin flip, historically. Today’s drop is holding so far: ~$79,400 at last check.
Payrolls: +162,000 in August vs. a +31,000 monthly average over the prior 12 months (BLS).
Unemployment: unchanged at 4.1%. Wages: up 0.3% on the month, 3.1% on the year.
The revisions: July went from -23,000 to +21,000; June from +20,000 to +31,000. Combined, 55,000 jobs that earlier reports said didn’t exist.
Where the jobs were: restaurants and bars +59,000, local school jobs +42,000, factories +16,000. Information (tech, media, publishing) lost 23,000.
Bitcoin: fell from $81,336 to a low of $79,385 in the 15 minutes after the 8:30 AM release; ~$79,400 as this published (Crypto.com 15-minute data).
Fed context: the September 18 meeting was near a coin flip on a hike after Waller’s comments — this print leans it toward the hike.
Related: Yen rescue round two · One Bitcoin buys 18 ounces of gold.
Payrolls: +162,000 in August vs. a +31,000 monthly average over the prior 12 months (BLS).
Unemployment: unchanged at 4.1%. Wages: up 0.3% on the month, 3.1% on the year.
The revisions: July went from -23,000 to +21,000; June from +20,000 to +31,000. Combined, 55,000 jobs that earlier reports said didn’t exist.
Where the jobs were: restaurants and bars +59,000, local school jobs +42,000, factories +16,000. Information (tech, media, publishing) lost 23,000.
Bitcoin: fell from $81,336 to a low of $79,385 in the 15 minutes after the 8:30 AM release; ~$79,400 as this published (Crypto.com 15-minute data).
Fed context: the September 18 meeting was near a coin flip on a hike after Waller’s comments — this print leans it toward the hike.
Related: Yen rescue round two · One Bitcoin buys 18 ounces of gold.
One hot month is not a trend.
The cap is still twenty-one million.
The cap is still twenty-one million.
U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics · Fri Sep 4 2026 · 8:30 AM ET + CoinDesk (later)