September 2026
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September 2026
- Sep 30TechnologistTHE SEC SAYS TWO “AI TRADING” SCHEMES TOOK AT LEAST $15 MILLION FROM RETAIL INVESTORS FOUND ON WHATSAPP — NO TRADING TOOK PLACE — BOTH POINTED TO FAKE SEC FILINGS — ONE TOOK DEPOSITS IN BTC
- Sep 30FundamentalistTHE SEC AND THE CFTC WILL HAVE THREE COMMISSIONERS BETWEEN THEM AFTER OCTOBER 2 — SEVEN OF TEN SEATS EMPTY — PEIRCE LEAVES ATKINS AND UYEDA AT THE SEC — SELIG IS THE WHOLE CFTC — THE SEC’S QUORUM RULE SHRINKS TO FIT
- Sep 30CapitalistPOWERCOMPUTE’S LENDER SOLD 267.3 OF THE 307 BITCOIN IT HAD PLEDGED TO CLOSE A $22.45 MILLION LOAN — THE COMPANY SAYS IT WAS A SCHEDULED RESET, NOT A MARGIN CALL — 323 BTC AT THE END OF AUGUST, ABOUT 62 NOW — THE LEVERAGED BITCOIN TREASURY IS OVER
- Sep 30FundamentalistAUGUST PCE PRICES ROSE 3.4% FROM A YEAR EARLIER — CORE 3.0% — BOTH UNDER FORECASTS — THIS RELEASE ALSO REVISED THE NUMBERS BACK TO JANUARY 2021 — THE FED RAISED RATES TO 3.75% TO 4% ON SEPTEMBER 16
- Sep 30CapitalistMETAPLANET’S INDEPENDENT DIRECTORS CALL THE SERIES 10 WARRANTS “TURNAROUND EQUITY” — THE SEPTEMBER 11 CUT TOOK THE PROGRAM FROM 319.5 MILLION SHARES TO 188.2 MILLION — 82.8 MILLION WERE ALREADY DELIVERED AND STAY — THE LETTER NAMES NO DIRECTOR
- Sep 30MaximalistILLINOIS POSTS DRAFT RULES FOR ITS DIGITAL ASSET TAX — A PAID WITHDRAWAL FROM AN EXCHANGE TO YOUR OWN WALLET OWES 0.2% OF THE FULL VALUE — WALLET-TO-WALLET WITH NO BROKER OWES NOTHING — COMMENTS CLOSE OCTOBER 30
- Sep 30CapitalistHANETF LISTS WHAT IT CALLS THE WORLD’S FIRST CURRENCY-HEDGED CRYPTO ETCS — EBTC IN PARIS AND ON XETRA, GBTC IN LONDON — HSBC RUNS THE HEDGE — NO CUSTODIAN NAMED IN ANY SOURCE WE FOUND
- Sep 30TechnologistTHE FCA OPENS APPLICATIONS FOR THE UK’S CRYPTO REGIME — FIRMS HAVE UNTIL FEBRUARY 28, 2027 — THE RULES START OCTOBER 25, 2027 — FIRMS THAT NEVER APPLY MUST RUN OFF THEIR UK BUSINESS — HOLDING YOUR OWN BITCOIN IS NOT ON THE LIST
- Sep 30MaximalistTHE EX-NCA OFFICER WHO STOLE 50 SEIZED BITCOIN IS ORDERED TO REPAY £1.81 MILLION — HE MOVED THEM FROM A SUSPECT’S WALLET WHOSE KEYS THE AGENCY HELD — THEY WERE WORTH £59,409 IN MAY 2017 — 30 HAVE BEEN RECOVERED
- Sep 30MaximalistEL SALVADOR’S BITCOIN OFFICE SAYS THE STATE WILL RUN NO BITCOIN OR STABLECOIN WALLET — IT SAYS ALL STATE INVOLVEMENT ENDED WITH THE CHIVO SALE — THE IMF SAYS THE GOVERNMENT KEPT A MINORITY STAKE AND CUSTODY OF CUSTOMER ASSETS — THE RESERVE IS NEAR 7,790 BTC
- Sep 30FundamentalistTHE DUTCH CABINET MOVES SHARES, BONDS AND OPTIONS TO A TAX ON SALE FROM 2028 — ITS LETTER NEVER NAMES CRYPTO — UNDER THE BILL ALREADY THROUGH THE LOWER HOUSE, BITCOIN IS TAXED AT 36% EACH YEAR ON GAINS NOBODY SOLD — THE REST SWITCHES IN 2030
- Sep 30MaximalistFAKE “COINBASE” TEXTS LED TO THE THEFT OF 33.7 BTC FROM A BOSTON TRUST AND ITS BENEFICIARY IN 2023 — AGENTS TRACED 11.2 BTC TO A BINANCE ACCOUNT OPENED WITH A FAKE ID — IT BECAME MONERO — BINANCE SENT 110,270 USDT INSTEAD — PROSECUTORS SUE TO KEEP IT
- Sep 29FundamentalistTREASURY’S OWN CURVE PUT THE 30-YEAR AT 5.56% ON SEPTEMBER 28 — EIGHTEEN DAYS AFTER ITS AUCTION CLEARED AT 5.308% — THE 10-YEAR WENT FROM 4.79% TO 5.24% IN SEPTEMBER
- Sep 29FundamentalistSAYLOR’S ESSAY CALLS DIGITAL ASSETS A $100 TRILLION INDUSTRY — THE SAME FIGURE HE PITCHED AT THE WHITE HOUSE IN MARCH 2025 — HE WANTS A TAX EXEMPTION FOR EVERYDAY PAYMENTS — THE HOUSE BILL THAT CLEARED COMMITTEE 38-5 EXEMPTS $10 OF FEES
- Sep 29CapitalistHYPERSCALE DATA SAYS $56 MILLION OF BITCOIN AND CASH IS 153% OF ITS MARKET CAP — ITS JUNE 30 BALANCE SHEET SHOWS $243.5 MILLION OF LIABILITIES — THE RELEASE NEVER MENTIONS THEM
- Sep 29MaximalistTHE FED’S GENIUS ACT RULE IS IN THE FEDERAL REGISTER — 104 PAGES, COMMENTS DUE NOVEMBER 30 — NO STABLECOIN GETS ISSUED UNLESS THE ISSUER CAN SEIZE, FREEZE, BURN OR BLOCK IT ON A LAWFUL ORDER
- Sep 29CapitalistCAPITAL B SOLD 172,978 NEW SHARES AT €5.68 TO RAISE €982,872.69 AND BOUGHT 13 BITCOIN — THE COINS COST €74,364 EACH AGAINST A GROUP AVERAGE OF €87,805 — THE ATM MACHINERY MOVED THE 3,538-COIN STACK BY A THIRD OF ONE PERCENT
- Sep 29TechnologistBITGET SAYS PRIVATE-KEY COMPROMISE IS RULED OUT AND COLD WALLETS WERE UNTOUCHED — THE ATTACKER USED A THIRD-PARTY SECURITY PRODUCT TO GET CREDENTIALS AND SIMPLY ASKED THE WALLET SYSTEM TO SEND — 9,585 REQUESTS TOOK 4,098 BITCOIN OUT IN THE FIRST HOUR, THREE QUARTERS OF THE PROTECTION FUND
- Sep 29TechnologistBITCOIN CORE 32.0RC2 IS /sessions/rcw-019fqds6kj8u9tsyrwfdy1sq/mnt/Mempolitics/_state/queue_desk_2026-09-29.json FOR TESTING — DEFAULT PEER SLOTS GO FROM 125 TO 200 — A NEW EXPORT BUILDS A WATCH-ONLY WALLET WITH NO PRIVATE KEYS — A PRIVATE-BROADCAST TOR LEAK IS FIXED
- Sep 28CapitalistSTRIVE BOUGHT 1,107 BITCOIN AT ABOUT $85,396 BETWEEN 2026-09-21 AND 2026-09-25 AND NOW HOLDS 27,462 — THE BLOCK AND DECRYPT BOTH SAY THE SATA PREFERRED SUPPLIED 85 PERCENT OF THE CAPITAL — THE 8-K ITSELF DOES NOT SAY SO
- Sep 28CapitalistSTRATEGY BOUGHT 1,665 BITCOIN FOR ABOUT $142.7 MILLION BETWEEN 2026-09-21 AND 2026-09-27 — AND SPENT $151.7 MILLION IN THE SAME SEVEN DAYS REPURCHASING ITS OWN STRC PREFERRED — THE BUYBACK WAS THE BIGGER LINE
- Sep 28MaximalistTHE FIRST UNAUTHORIZED TRANSFERS OUT OF BITGET WERE 0.184 ETH AND 193 TRX AT 18:31 UTC ON 2026-09-24 — BOTH SAT BELOW THE EXCHANGE’S RISK-CONTROL THRESHOLD AND TRIGGERED NO SYSTEM ALERTS — GRACY CHEN TOLD THE BLOCK THE ATTACKER TESTED THE LINE BEFORE MOVING $388 MILLION
- Sep 28FundamentalistNEAR INTENTS SAYS SHIELD CAUGHT MORE THAN $50 MILLION OF BITGET’S STOLEN FUNDS AND FROZE $503,000 MID-EXECUTION — ALEX SHEVCHENKO WROTE THAT PERMISSIONLESS DOES NOT MEAN NEUTRAL — THORCHAIN GAVE THE OPPOSITE ANSWER TWO DAYS EARLIER
- Sep 27FundamentalistTHE GLOBAL CRYPTO ATM COUNT FELL TO 27,358 — 587 MACHINES CAME OUT SINCE 2026-07-08 AND 476 OF THEM STOOD IN THE UNITED STATES
- Sep 26TechnologistBITGET REVISED ITS LOSS FROM ABOUT $351.6 MILLION TO ABOUT $387.5 MILLION — THE EXTRA $35.9 MILLION IS ZCASH AND TRON THE FIRST COUNT LEFT OUT — AND THE COMPANY SAYS THE NUMBER MAY MOVE AGAIN
- Sep 26FundamentalistBITGET’S CEO FORMALLY ASKED THORCHAIN TO REFUSE SERVICE TO THE ATTACKER ADDRESSES — THORCHAIN ANSWERED BY ASKING WHAT RESPONSIBILITY BITCOIN BEARS FOR STOLEN FUNDS
- Sep 26MaximalistGRACY CHEN PROMISED A FULL INCIDENT REPORT WITHIN 24 HOURS ON 2026-09-24 — MORE THAN 25 HOURS PAST THAT DEADLINE THERE IS NONE — AND BITGET’S OWN NOTICE PAGE NO LONGER CARRIES THE PROMISE
- Sep 26CapitalistGALAXY DIGITAL PUT $100 MILLION OF SUSDS ON ITS BALANCE SHEET AND TOOK IT AS COLLATERAL ACROSS A $1.4 BILLION LOAN BOOK — THE YIELD IS SET BY A GOVERNANCE VOTE — AND SKY CALLS THAT A FEATURE
- Sep 26TechnologistTHE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TRACED ABOUT $53.2 MILLION THROUGH ONE MAN’S WALLETS — $567,999 LEFT IN FOUR TRANSACTIONS TO WHAT THE COMPLAINT CALLS A WALLET “OFF THE CENTRALIZED BLOCKCHAIN NETWORK” — AND THAT SENTENCE IS GOING TO A JUDGE
- Sep 26MaximalistTHE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TOOK ABOUT $84 MILLION FROM CAPSTONE’S ACCOUNTS AT WELLS FARGO AND JPMORGAN — IT IS A CIVIL FORFEITURE, NOT A CONVICTION — AND THE COMPANY SAYS IT WILL FIGHT IT
- Sep 26CapitalistBITGET WILL RESTART BITCOIN WITHDRAWALS AT 08:00 UTC ON 2026-09-28, THREE DAYS AND THIRTEEN HOURS AFTER IT SAW THE TRANSFERS — EVERY OTHER TOKEN, FIAT AND P2P WAITS UNTIL 2026-10-02
- Sep 25TechnologistA 2019 WALLET MOVED 4,500 BITCOIN FOR 1,303 SATOSHIS — ABOUT $1.09 AT FRIDAY’S PRICE — AND SPENT EIGHT INPUTS INTO ONE OUTPUT TO DO IT
- Sep 25CapitalistSTRATEGY IS COPYING A MECHANIC STRIVE SHIPPED IN MAY — SATA PAYS DAILY AND CLOSED AT $100.01, STRC PAYS TWICE A MONTH AND CLOSED AT $98.31 — STRC IS THE ONE PAYING THE HIGHER RATE
- Sep 25TechnologistTHE COMPUTE COST OF A QUANTUM SAFE BITCOIN TRANSACTION FELL ABOUT 79 PERCENT IN ONE WEEK — FROM ROUGHLY $320 TO SOMEWHERE BETWEEN $66 AND $67 — AND THE OUTLETS DO NOT AGREE ON WHICH
- Sep 25MaximalistTHE BUREAU OF PRISONS LISTS KEONNE RODRIGUEZ AT FCI MCKEAN UNTIL 22 DECEMBER 2029 AND WILLIAM HILL AT FCI OTISVILLE UNTIL 14 DECEMBER 2028 — THE FORFEITURE ORDER READS $237,832,360.55 AND WAS SATISFIED WITH $6,367,139.69 — THE GOVERNMENT ALSO HAS THEIR DREAD POSTS
- Sep 25MaximalistRIOT PREPAID THE COINBASE CREDIT LOAN IN FULL — THE PLEDGE OVER ITS BITCOIN, USDC AND CASH AT COINBASE CUSTODY WAS RELEASED — AND THE EARLY TERMINATION FEE CALCULATED OUT TO ZERO
- Sep 25CapitalistNEW YORK SUED POLYMARKET’S US ENTITY AS AN UNLICENSED GAMBLING BUSINESS — THE PETITION ASKS FOR THREE TIMES ITS GAIN AND $100,000 PER UNAUTHORIZED SPORTS OFFERING — POLYMARKET SAYS IT ANSWERS TO THE CFTC, NOT ALBANY
- Sep 25CapitalistMARA AMENDED THE PURCHASE AGREEMENT FOR ITS TEXAS DATA CENTER SITE — THE BUYER POSTED A SECURITY DEPOSIT WITH THE ELECTRIC UTILITY COMPANY — AND THE MILESTONE PAYMENTS NOW TURN ON A STATE AUDIT AND AN INTERCONNECTION STUDY
- Sep 25FundamentalistCIRCLE AND TETHER BLACKLISTED A WALLET HOLDING ABOUT $318,000 IN USDC AND USDT — THE ATTACKER HAD ALREADY SWAPPED THE REST INTO ETHER — AND THE TOTAL TAKEN FROM BITGET IS STILL MOVING BETWEEN $350 MILLION AND $388 MILLION
- Sep 25FundamentalistCFTC STAFF SAID CUSTOMER FUNDS CAN GO INTO TOKENIZED ASSETS AND BLOCKCHAIN CAN SATISFY RECORDKEEPING — THE INSTRUMENT IS AN UPDATE TO AN FAQ FIRST PUBLISHED MARCH 20 THAT EXPLAINS TWO STAFF LETTERS — NO COMMISSION VOTE
- Sep 25MaximalistBRAZIL’S CENTRAL BANK PUT SELF-CUSTODY IN THE SAME REPORTING BUCKET AS PHYSICAL CASH — TRANSFERS AT US$10,000 GO TO THE FINANCIAL INTELLIGENCE UNIT FROM OCTOBER 1 — THE BANK CALLS IT “UNIFORM” TREATMENT
- Sep 25TechnologistBLOCK PUT LIGHTNING INTO X402, THE AI AGENT PAYMENT STANDARD — THE FOUNDATION WENT OPERATIONAL IN JULY WITH 40 MEMBERS INCLUDING VISA, MASTERCARD, AMERICAN EXPRESS, STRIPE AND CIRCLE — THAT LAUNCH ANNOUNCEMENT DID NOT MENTION BITCOIN ONCE
- Sep 24FundamentalistTHE TREASURY, THE STATE DEPARTMENT AND THE DEVELOPMENT FINANCE CORPORATION ARE WEIGHING JOINT VENTURES TO PUSH DOLLAR STABLECOINS ABROAD — AND THE STATED POINT IS DEMAND FOR TREASURY DEBT
- Sep 24MaximalistA 23-YEAR-OLD PLEADED GUILTY TO ALL 31 COUNTS AFTER POSING AS COINBASE SUPPORT, EMPTYING NEARLY 100 ACCOUNTS OF $15.9 MILLION, AND LOSING $6 MILLION OF IT GAMBLING
- Sep 24CapitalistSEQUANS SOLD ITS LAST 314 BITCOIN AND CALLED IT DISCIPLINED EXECUTION — THE RELEASE NAMES NO PRICE, NO PROCEEDS AND NO LOSS
- Sep 24TechnologistON HER WAY OUT OF THE SEC, HESTER PEIRCE PUT A THREE-PART TEST FOR A TRULY PERMISSIONLESS NETWORK INTO THE PUBLIC RECORD — AND SHE NEVER SAID THE WORD BITCOIN
- Sep 24TechnologistJPMORGAN SAYS $85,000 IS WHAT A BITCOIN COSTS TO MAKE — THE PRICE CROSSED IT MONDAY AND WAS BACK UNDERNEATH BY WEDNESDAY
- Sep 24FundamentalistTHE FED JUST PUBLISHED THE RULES FOR ISSUING DOLLARS — BACKED BY TREASURY BILLS, APPROVED BY APPLICATION — BITCOIN NEEDED NEITHER
- Sep 24TechnologistAN ECLAIR NODE COULD BE KNOCKED OFF THE LIGHTNING NETWORK BY ANY PEER THAT BOTHERED TO CONNECT — ONE BUG FOUND BY A FUZZER, THE OTHER BY AN LLM READING THE CODE
- Sep 24MaximalistBITGET SAYS SOMEBODY MOVED MONEY OUT OF ITS HOT WALLETS AND IT WILL NOT YET SAY HOW — THE REPORTED LOSS RAN FROM $183 MILLION TO $352 MILLION INSIDE ONE HOUR
- Sep 24FundamentalistBITCOIN IS FLAWLESS SITTING STILL — IT LEAKS THE SECOND YOU MOVE IT — AND THE MONEY THAT ARRIVED NEVER PLANNED TO MOVE IT
- Sep 24TechnologistA NEW PAPER PUTS PRIVATE TRANSFERS ON BITCOIN WITH NO SOFT FORK AND NO PERMISSION — AND ADMITS IN ITS OWN ABSTRACT THAT GETTING BITCOIN IN AND OUT IS NOT IN THE PAPER
- Sep 23FundamentalistSEC COMMISSIONER MARK UYEDA SAYS THE AGENCY DROPPED AT LEAST A DOZEN CRYPTO CASES BECAUSE ARGUING A 180-DEGREE REVERSAL IN COURT WOULD HAVE COST IT CREDIBILITY
- Sep 23CapitalistTRUMP’S ACCOUNTS BOUGHT STRATEGY TWICE IN LATE JULY, THREE DAYS APART — THE SECOND BUY WAS FIFTY TIMES THE FIRST — THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS NOBODY IN THE FAMILY PICKS THE TRADES
- Sep 23FundamentalistTHE SEC SAID MEMECOINS ARE NOT SECURITIES SIX WEEKS AFTER $TRUMP LAUNCHED — THE STATEMENT’S OWN FINE PRINT SAYS IT HAS “NO LEGAL FORCE OR EFFECT”
- Sep 23CapitalistA 1.8 GIGAWATT, $20 BILLION DATA CENTER BACKED ITS GRID CONTRACT WITH ONE DOLLAR — FERC SENT THE FIGHT TO COURT AND A COMMISSIONER CALLED THE DOLLAR AN EMBARRASSING LEGAL FICTION
- Sep 23CapitalistPOWERCOMPUTE BUYS 1,940 MINERS FOR $400,000 — THAT IS $206 A MACHINE AND A FOUR-MONTH PAYBACK
- Sep 23TechnologistBLOCKSTREAM’S OWN ASSESSMENT SAYS THE FIX FOR A 2018 BUG CREATED THE BUG THAT MINTED 4,000 UNBACKED COINS — AND THE OFFLINE-KEY BACKSTOP DEPENDED ON THE CHECK THAT FAILED
- Sep 23CapitalistTHE TREASURY SOLD $70 BILLION OF FIVE-YEAR NOTES AT 5.033 PERCENT — A 3.1 BASIS POINT TAIL, THE SECOND BIGGEST ON RECORD — AND THE DEALERS ATE WHAT NOBODY ELSE WANTED
- Sep 23TechnologistTHE EU’S THREE FINANCIAL SUPERVISORS PUT QUANTUM IN THEIR AUTUMN RISK UPDATE — AN ADVANCED MACHINE COULD UNDERMINE WHAT SECURES BLOCKCHAINS, AND HARVEST NOW DECRYPT LATER MEANS THE CLOCK ALREADY STARTED
- Sep 23CapitalistDIESEL HIT AN ALL-TIME RECORD $6.529 A GALLON — THE ENERGY SECRETARY SAYS BANNING EXPORTS “DEFINITELY DOESN’T WORK” — FUTURES FELL 4% ON THE BAN REPORT ANYWAY
- Sep 23CapitalistCUENTAS SIGNS 36 MONTHS AND $5.9 MILLION FOR A WEST TEXAS BITCOIN MINE — THE PAUSE BUTTON NEEDS THE OTHER SIDE’S SIGNATURE
- Sep 23FundamentalistCOINBASE DERIVATIVES QUIETLY BECAME A SECURITIES EXCHANGE — NOW IT WANTS PERPETUAL STOCK FUTURES, ON BITCOIN’S PRECEDENT
- Sep 23MaximalistBITMEX SHUT THE DOORS AT 04:00 UTC — NO DEADLINE TO WITHDRAW, ONLY A METER THAT RUNS
- Sep 22CapitalistTHE WHITE HOUSE SAYS THE CLARITY ACT CAN WAIT AND THE REGULATORS CANNOT — “THERE’S NO TIME TO WASTE NOW” — THE BILL STAYS DEAD AND THE RULES GET WRITTEN ANYWAY
- Sep 22CapitalistTRUMP SAYS HE CALLED FOR A BAN ON DIESEL EXPORTS — “WE MAKE A LOT OF DIESEL” — HIS OWN ADMINISTRATION SPENT THE YEAR RESISTING THE IDEA
- Sep 22FundamentalistSOFI MOVED ITS ENTIRE CARD PROGRAM ONTO A STABLECOIN ITS OWN BANK ISSUES — MORE THAN $25 BILLION A YEAR IN VOLUME — THE SAME RELEASE SAYS THE TOKEN IS “NOT A DEPOSIT” AND “MAY LOSE VALUE”
- Sep 22CapitalistX’S TRADE BUTTON REACHES STRIVE’S $SATA, NOT JUST $BTC — ITS AD CHIEF PITCHED IT — E*TRADE IS ON THE LIST, BUT NOT IN THE LAUNCH COVERAGE
- Sep 22MaximalistRUSSIA MADE ITS DIGITAL RUBLE MANDATORY FOR THE BIG STORES — PAYING IN BITCOIN IS STILL ILLEGAL FOR ORDINARY RUSSIANS — ONE MONEY YOU MUST ACCEPT, ONE YOU MAY NOT SPEND
- Sep 22CapitalistPOLYMARKET’S CARD PROCESSOR FLAGGED MORE THAN 80% OF ITS U.S. DEPOSITS AS FRAUD — THE NORM IS ABOUT 1% — THE WSJ SAYS THE CEO’S ANSWER WAS GROW NOW, WORRY ABOUT FINES LATER
- Sep 22MaximalistFOUR DECADE-OLD WALLETS MOVED NEARLY TWO THOUSAND BITCOIN IN SIXTEEN DAYS — THREE CARRY TAGS FROM A NEW YORK SUIT CLAIMING 39,069 DORMANT WALLETS AS ABANDONED PROPERTY — THE CHAIN DOES NOT READ DOCKETS
- Sep 22TechnologistTHE CFTC TELLS EXCHANGES THAT BETS ON WHAT A MAN WILL SAY OR DO SETTLE ON CONDUCT THAT MAY BE “NEITHER INDEPENDENTLY GENERATED NOR EXTERNALLY VERIFIABLE” — IT HAS ALREADY FINED A CONGRESSMAN AND A TELEPROMPTER OPERATOR FOR PROVING THAT — THE REMEDY IS AN ADVISORY
- Sep 22CapitalistKALSHI ASKED THE SEC FOR PERPETUAL FUTURES ON STOCKS — ITS PRECEDENT IS A BITCOIN PERP THAT CME CALLS A SWAP IN COURT — TWO TRADE SIZES MADE UP 54% OF WHAT COINDESK SAMPLED
- Sep 22FundamentalistCHICAGO FED’S GOOLSBEE SAYS GETTING INFLATION BACK TO TARGET WILL BE “PAINFUL” — HIS OWN CHAIRMAN SAID LAST WEEK IT WOULD NOT BE
- Sep 22CapitalistFARMHOUSE OWNS 15.709 BITCOIN — TO BUY MORE IT REGISTERED 80.5 MILLION SHARES FOR ITS FUNDER TO RESELL, WITH 18.9 MILLION OUTSTANDING — ITS CEO SAYS IT IS BUILT “FOR THE DEBASEMENT ERA”
- Sep 22CapitalistSPOT BITCOIN ETFS TOOK IN $999 MILLION ON MONDAY — THE WHOLE WEEK BEFORE, FED HIKE INCLUDED, NETTED $6.1 MILLION — BIGGEST DAY SINCE OCTOBER 2025
- Sep 22FundamentalistEUROPE’S CENTRAL BANKS: “IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO IDENTIFY USERS’ LOCATIONS RELIABLY” — THEIR FIX IS TO COLLECT MORE DATA — AND TO STOP FORCING STABLECOIN RESERVES INTO THEIR BANKS
- Sep 22TechnologistCOINBASE IS BUILDING QUANTUM-PROOF CUSTODY FOR A SIGNATURE SCHEME BITCOIN HAS NOT CHOSEN — ITS OWN COUNCIL COUNTS 1.7 MILLION COINS ALREADY SITTING IN EXPOSED ADDRESSES
- Sep 22CapitalistA REPUBLICAN SENATOR ASKS HIS OWN JUDICIARY COMMITTEE TO SUBPOENA THE PRESIDENT’S SON — HIS LIST INCLUDES ADVISORY ROLES AT TWO PREDICTION MARKETS THE CFTC REGULATES — “WE SHOULD NOT UNPLUG IT NOW”
- Sep 22MaximalistWHITEHATS PUT 52.37 COLDCARD BITCOIN IN A WYOMING TRUST — TO CLAIM THEM, A SIGNATURE ISN’T ENOUGH — THE THIEVES CAN SIGN TOO
- Sep 22CapitalistCOINBASE NOW LENDS AGAINST BITCOIN AT A FIXED RATE — THE LOAN COMES DUE THE LAST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH — THE FED JUST HIKED
- Sep 22TechnologistCORE LIGHTNING SHIPPED ANOTHER SECURITY FIX — THIS TIME THE CODE IS PUBLIC AND ONLY THE TESTS ARE HELD BACK — THE HEAD START FOR NODE RUNNERS IS ALREADY RUNNING
- Sep 22FundamentalistCIRCLE ISSUED BINANCE NEW SHARES AT $80.84 AND CALLED IT “A DISCOUNT TO THE MARKET PRICE” — THAT IS FIVE PERCENT UNDER THAT DAY’S CLOSE AND A HALF PERCENT OVER THE DAY BEFORE — THE FILING NEVER SAYS WHICH PRICE IT MEANS
- Sep 22FundamentalistTHE CFTC CHAIRMAN TELLS THE NEW YORK FED TO READY THE MARKETS FOR “MASS TOKENIZATION” — “TOKENIZATION CAN DO THE SAME FOR ALL ASSET CLASSES” — EVERY INSTRUMENT HE NAMED IS A STAFF LETTER, AN FAQ, AN ADVISORY OR A REQUEST FOR COMMENT
- Sep 22CapitalistMANHATTAN PROSECUTORS ARE ASKING WHETHER BINANCE KNOWINGLY LET IRAN TRADES THROUGH — BINANCE’S OWN CEILING IS $126 MILLION — HOURS LATER, CIRCLE FILED ITS $100 MILLION SALE TO BINANCE
- Sep 21CapitalistX IS SUING THE PEOPLE BEHIND @SAYLORDOCS AND EIGHT OTHER BITCOIN ACCOUNTS — THE CHARGE IS FAKING ENGAGEMENT TO GET PAID
- Sep 21CapitalistSTRIVE HOLDS 3.1 PERCENT AS MUCH BITCOIN AS STRATEGY — AND BOUGHT 42.6 PERCENT MORE OF IT THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 14
- Sep 21CapitalistSTRATEGY BOUGHT 950 BITCOIN WITH CASH — THEN SPENT MORE THAN TWICE THAT BUYING BACK ITS OWN PREFERRED
- Sep 21CapitalistSAYLOR WATCH, SEPTEMBER 21 — STRATEGY BOUGHT 950 BITCOIN WITH CASH — THEN SPENT $174 MILLION BUYING BACK ITS OWN PREFERRED
- Sep 21CapitalistO’LEARY SAYS BITCOIN HITS $1 MILLION — IF THE QUANTUM DOUBT GOES AWAY — EVERY QUANTUM FIX IS STILL MARKED DRAFT
- Sep 21CapitalistLOUISIANA’S GOVERNOR WANTS A 90-DAY BAN ON DIESEL EXPORTS — “AMERICANS ARE SUBSIDIZING EUROPE’S PROBLEMS” — DIESEL SITS $1.97 OVER GASOLINE
- Sep 21MaximalistFRANCE HAS LOGGED MORE THAN 70 CRYPTO KIDNAPPINGS THIS YEAR — THE LATEST TAPED UP A FAMILY WITH KIDS 8 AND 12 — THE TAKE WAS €40,000
- Sep 21TechnologistTHE ECB PUT CENTRAL BANK MONEY ON A LEDGER — THE GUEST LIST IS 14 INSTITUTIONS — AND IT PLANS TO PARK “A SMALL PORTION” OF ITS OWN FUNDS THERE
- Sep 21CapitalistBITCOIN RAN $10,409 SINCE TUESDAY — $648 MILLION OF BETS AGAINST IT WERE FORCED TO BUY IT BACK
- Sep 21TechnologistBESSENT SAYS CRYPTO IS ONE OF FIVE NEW POWERS AGAINST IRAN — TREASURY SAYS BITBANK MOVED “HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS” IN BITCOIN — IT PUBLISHED ZERO ADDRESSES
- Sep 21FundamentalistBESSENT BLAMES OIL FOR HIGHER BOND YIELDS — SAYS HE “CAN’T SET THE EQUILIBRIUM PRICE” — RAISED THE BUYBACKS ANYWAY
- Sep 20CapitalistSTRATEGY HAS BOUGHT NO BITCOIN SINCE AUGUST 30 — IT SPENT $315.6 MILLION BUYING BACK ITS OWN PREFERRED INSTEAD
- Sep 20TechnologistTHE SEC DID NOT PROPOSE A RULE — IT SIGNED A FIVE-YEAR PERMISSION SLIP THAT CAPS THE BIG NAMES AT A QUARTER OF ONE PERCENT OF DAILY VOLUME
- Sep 20TechnologistEVERY QUANTUM FIX FOR BITCOIN IS STILL MARKED DRAFT — AND 6.04 MILLION COINS ALREADY SHOW THEIR PUBLIC KEY ON CHAIN
- Sep 20FundamentalistEVERY OUTLET RAN THIS AS A CLARITY ACT STORY — HAYES WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FED, AND HE SAID A RATE HIKE IS THE BULLISH PART
- Sep 20CapitalistBITCOIN PUT SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS BETWEEN TUESDAY AND SATURDAY — AND THE HIGH DIED THIRTY-EIGHT DOLLARS SHORT OF A ROUND NUMBER
- Sep 20TechnologistONE AI REVIEW FOUND A FOUR-YEAR HOLE NOBODY HAD SPOTTED — ANOTHER LOGGED 85 FINDINGS AND WALKED PAST THE ONE THAT COST $116 MILLION
- Sep 19TechnologistTWO NYSE EXCHANGES WANT $1 YES-OR-NO BETS ON APPLE’S NUMBERS — THE SEC FILING SETTLES IT, SO YOU TRUST THE FILER — A BITCOIN BLOCK SETTLES ITSELF
- Sep 19TechnologistPRICE WENT UNDER THE COST TO MINE ON SEPTEMBER 15 — THE BLOCKS KEPT COMING 24 SECONDS FAST, SO THE RULE TURNED DIFFICULTY UP 4.16 PERCENT
- Sep 19CapitalistCLEANSPARK BORROWS $2.276 BILLION AT 7.875 PERCENT, SOLD AT 98.5 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR — LENDERS GET FIRST LIEN ON THE META DATA CENTER, AND PART OF THE CASH GOES “TO REIMBURSE THE COMPANY”
- Sep 19FundamentalistFINANCIAL ACTIVITY PATTERNS PICKED THE CAR — A COVERED PLATE WAS THE REASON GIVEN — A RECORD THAT EXISTS CAN BE QUERIED
- Sep 18FundamentalistA DOSE OF ACCOMMODATION — WARSH RAISES THE PRICE OF MONEY AND WON’T CALL IT A HIKE — WALL STREET COUNTS MORE DOSES COMING
- Sep 18TechnologistCRYPTO IS A PUBLIC LEDGER, NOT A HIDING PLACE — UAE AND SWEDEN ARREST SEVEN IN A $7.1M RING THAT PAID FOR CONTRACT KILLINGS
- Sep 18FundamentalistTHE TEN-YEAR TOUCHED 5% — A GOVERNMENT PROMISE GETS REWRITTEN AT THE HIGHER RATE — THE FED IS CHASING, NOT LEADING
- Sep 18TechnologistSBI AND KYOBO SENT YEN STRAIGHT TO WON — NO DOLLAR IN THE MIDDLE — AND IT WAS ALL TEST TOKENS
- Sep 18CapitalistSAYLOR SAYS 24/7 — THE SEC ORDER SAYS TEMPORARY, FIVE YEARS, STOP WHEN THE STOCK STOPS
- Sep 18MaximalistTHE PAPERWORK WAS COMPLETE, THE JOURNAL SAYS — ONE PHONE CALL SHUT THE DOOR — THE ECB SWEARS IT HAS NO SAY
- Sep 18Maximalist“A TARGETED ATTACK BY A GROUP ON US” — BUT THE FUNDS ARE THE ONES DOWN MONEY
- Sep 18FundamentalistTHE FED RAISED RATES A QUARTER POINT — “THE COMMITTEE WILL DELIVER PRICE STABILITY” — AND CUT THE PART THAT SAYS HOW
- Sep 18CapitalistCRYPTO VC MONEY ROSE 31% TO $5.68 BILLION — ON THE FEWEST NEW FUNDS SINCE 2019
- Sep 18CapitalistPUBLIC COMPANIES BOUGHT 5,900 COINS IN THREE MONTHS — 89,000 IN A SINGLE MONTH LAST YEAR — THE BUYER THAT NEVER BLINKED STOPPED
- Sep 18FundamentalistA LAW NEEDS CONGRESS TO VOTE — THIS CRYPTO RULEBOOK ONLY NEEDS THE AGENCY AND THE WHITE HOUSE
- Sep 18TechnologistBYBIT SELLS YOU AN OPTION ON A PERPETUAL ON SPACEX — ‘NO MARKET HOURS AND NO WEEKENDS OFF’ BECAUSE THERE IS NO MARKET UNDERNEATH — YOU HOLD A CLAIM ON BYBIT, PAID IN STABLECOIN
- Sep 18FundamentalistSUPERVISORS KNEW A YEAR EARLY — BUT IT WAS ‘PERSONALLY SAFER TO TAKE NO ACTION’ — SO SILICON VALLEY BANK DIED
- Sep 18FundamentalistTHE FED CALLED ITS OWN FLAWS ‘A FEATURE, NOT A BUG’ — NOW IT PUBLISHES THE MODELS AND HALVES THE STRESS-TEST SWING
- Sep 18FundamentalistJAPAN RAISED THE PRICE OF MONEY TO 1.25 PERCENT — AND THE YEN GOT WEAKER, NOT STRONGER
- Sep 18FundamentalistTWO CENTRAL BANKS RAISED THE PRICE OF THEIR MONEY THIS WEEK — BITCOIN CLEARED $80,000 ANYWAY — THE BID WENT TO THE MONEY NO ONE PRINTS
- Sep 18CapitalistTHE MONEY CAME BACK TO BITCOIN FUNDS — AND BLACKROCK TOOK ALL OF IT
- Sep 18Maximalist‘I’M BACK’ — ASSANGE WALKS ONTO A PLATFORM THAT CAN BAN HIM — THE BITCOIN THAT BEAT HIS BANK BLOCKADE HAS NO OFF SWITCH
- Sep 17FundamentalistYIELD FOR YOUR EYES — WORLD PAYS A BETTER RATE FOR A SCAN OF YOUR IRIS — ITS OWN FINE PRINT CALLS THE BOOST LIMITED TIME AND THE RATE CHANGEABLE AT ANY TIME
- Sep 17FundamentalistTRUMP WANTS 1% MONEY FOR THE “BEST CREDIT IN THE WORLD” — THE FED VOTED 12 TO 0 THE OTHER WAY — HE BLAMED EVERYONE IN THE ROOM BUT HIS OWN CHAIRMAN
- Sep 17Maximalist“NOT BEYOND OFAC’S REACH” — TREASURY NAMED AN IRANIAN EXCHANGE, NOT A SINGLE COIN
- Sep 17FundamentalistTHE TREASURY SOLD $549 BILLION IN FOUR DAYS AND 97.6% OF IT COMES DUE INSIDE A YEAR — JAPAN’S THIRTY-YEAR NOW PAYS ABOUT WHAT A SIX-MONTH BILL PAYS — AND TOKYO VOTES ON RATES TONIGHT
- Sep 17CapitalistSAYLOR SAYS THE EXEMPTION ENABLES TOKENIZED MSTR AND STRC — NO VENUE HAS FILED TO RUN ONE — AND THE FIRST ONE THAT DOES WAITS THIRTY DAYS
- Sep 17TechnologistS&P ALREADY SCORES 11 STABLECOINS — NOW IT BUYS THE OPEN-CODE SHOP UNDER $37 TRILLION OF TRANSFERS
- Sep 17TechnologistCONGRESS FAILED TUESDAY — THE SEC EXEMPTED IT THURSDAY UNDER A LAW FROM 1996 — AND CAPPED THE WHOLE THING AT 2.5% OF DAILY VOLUME
- Sep 17MaximalistREVOLUT WAS NOT HACKED — IT ANSWERED A REQUEST FROM A REAL GOVERNMENT EMAIL DOMAIN — AND SENT OUT PASSPORTS, SELFIES AND FULL TRANSACTION HISTORIES
- Sep 17CapitalistTHE SENATE SPENT TUESDAY FAILING — THE EXCHANGE’S REGISTRATION HAD TAKEN EFFECT ON MONDAY — AND COINBASE FILED ITS OWN EARLIER THIS MONTH
- Sep 17TechnologistA DOLLAR TOKEN ON A FUND TOKEN ON T-BILLS — MOONPAY PLANS TO PARK STABLECOIN RESERVES IN WISDOMTREE’S $1.23 BILLION WTGXX — NO COIN NAMED, NO AMOUNT, AND THE FINE PRINT SAYS “YOU COULD LOSE MONEY”
- Sep 17TechnologistDAY ELEVEN AND THE LIQUID PEG IS STILL A PROMISE — BLOCKSTREAM: “IT IS NOT WHITE-HAT ACTIVITY. IT IS THEFT.” — HACKER KEEPS 598.5 BTC AND HOLDERS CANNOT PEG OUT
- Sep 17FundamentalistGOLDMAN SAYS ANOTHER HIKE IN OCTOBER — SIXTEEN OF EIGHTEEN FED FORECASTS AGREE — THE CHAIRMAN DID NOT FILE ONE
- Sep 17CapitalistONE COMPANY MINES 28 PERCENT OF ALL NEW ZCASH — IT IS GOING PUBLIC INSIDE AN AI HEART-MONITOR COMPANY — AND DCG KEEPS 95 PERCENT
- Sep 17FundamentalistTWO PERCENT WAS THE PROMISE — EVERY CPI READING SINCE MARCH 2021 HAS BROKEN IT — OCTOBER 2025 IS A DASH
- Sep 17CapitalistCLEANSPARK’S BIGGEST DEAL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BITCOIN — $6.6 BILLION FROM META OVER TWENTY YEARS — AND THE PRESS RELEASE WOULD NOT SAY THE NAME
- Sep 17TechnologistTHE CFTC SAYS A DEVELOPER NEED NOT REGISTER AS A BROKER — CONDITION SEVEN IS JOINT LIABILITY AND WRITTEN CONSENT TO ITS JURISDICTION — AND IN SEVEN PAGES IT NEVER SAYS FIRST AMENDMENT
- Sep 17Capitalist‘NO HONEST OPERATOR WOULD EVER DREAM OF DEPLOYING’ — CELSIUS ESTATE BILLS BITMEX FOR 6,360 BITCOIN ELEVEN DAYS BEFORE THE DOORS SHUT
- Sep 17FundamentalistTHE BANK BOUGHT £488 BILLION OF ITS GOVERNMENT’S DEBT — IT WILL SELL £146 BILLION OF IT — AND IT IS ASKING THE GOVERNMENT TO BE THE BUYER
- Sep 17TechnologistCIRCLE BUILT A CHAIN FOR INSTITUTIONS — TWO PROTOCOLS COLLECTED EVERY DOLLAR OF ITS FEES — AND CIRCLE’S OWN BRIDGE HOLDS $8,144
- Sep 16CapitalistSTRATEGY RETIRED 1,420,467 SHARES OF ITS OWN PREFERRED — ONLY 5,110,870 TRADED ALL WEEK — IT WAS A QUARTER OF THE MARKET
- Sep 16TechnologistTHEY NAMED IT PROOF OF RESERVE — THEN CUT THE ATTESTATION, THE WEBSITE, AND THREE OF THE FOUR REPORTS
- Sep 16FundamentalistRETAIL SALES BEAT EVERY FORECAST — GAS STATION RECEIPTS ROSE 21% WHILE GASOLINE ROSE 27.4% — THE DOLLARS WENT UP BECAUSE THE PRICES DID
- Sep 16FundamentalistTHE RESERVE BILL HAS ONE DEMOCRAT AND HAS NOT GAINED ONE SINCE JUNE 29 — THEN THE SUBSTITUTE CUT THE TRANSPARENCY ANYWAY
- Sep 16FundamentalistTRUMP SAID CUT OR HE STOPS WORLD TRADE — WARSH RAISED A QUARTER POINT — THE VOTE WAS 12 TO 0 AND POWELL SITS ON THE TWELVE
- Sep 16TechnologistELEVEN BLOCKS IN TWO HOURS AND TWENTY-ONE MINUTES — THE SCHEDULE MINTED $2.6 MILLION — EVERYONE USING THE CHAIN PAID $29,000
- Sep 15FundamentalistTHE WASH SALE RULE REACHES BITCOIN — STABLECOINS ARE EXEMPT
- Sep 15FundamentalistUPDATED: THE TWO MEN WHO WROTE THE ETHICS DEAL DISAGREE ABOUT IT
- Sep 15CapitalistTHE MARKET DECIDED BEFORE THE SENATE DID
- Sep 15CapitalistSTRIVE FILED TWICE IN ONE DAY — ONE BOUGHT, ONE BILLED
- Sep 15TechnologistSELF-CUSTODY FOR BILLIONS NEEDS TWO SOFT FORKS FIRST
- Sep 15CapitalistTHE ODDS EVERYONE IS QUOTING — THEY ARE NOT ABOUT CLOTURE
- Sep 15TechnologistA BITCOIN MINER ANNOUNCED 65 MEGAWATTS AND NEVER SAID MINING
- Sep 15FundamentalistTHEY KILLED IT IN THE MORNING AND VOTED IN THE AFTERNOON
- Sep 15TechnologistTHE GRID FAILS ITS OWN STANDARD FOR FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS
- Sep 15FundamentalistFOUR REPUBLICANS VOTED NO AND ONE OF THEM PROMISED YES
- Sep 15FundamentalistTHEY REWROTE THE ETHICS TITLE — THE CHILDREN STAYED OUT
- Sep 15TechnologistTHE PRICE WENT UNDER THE COST TO MINE A BITCOIN
- Sep 15FundamentalistCRYPTO GROUPS HAVE SPENT $190 MILLION AHEAD OF THE MIDTERMS — THE CLARITY VOTE ON SEPTEMBER 15 NEEDS 60 — AND WHAT BOTH SIDES ARE ACTUALLY FIGHTING OVER IS WHETHER A STABLECOIN CAN PAY YOU INTEREST
- Sep 15FundamentalistTHE CBDC BAN DIED IN JUNE AND NOBODY SAID SO
- Sep 15FundamentalistBOTH ETHICS BILLS DRAW A FAMILY LINE AND HE IS OUTSIDE BOTH
- Sep 14TechnologistSWISS BITCOIN PAY WENT DARK — THE COINS WERE NEVER THERE TO TAKE
- Sep 14CapitalistSTRATEGY RETIRED PREFERRED AND STRIVE SOLD IT — SAME WEEK, OPPOSITE ENDS
- Sep 14CapitalistSTRATEGY'S BITCOIN CASH BOUGHT STRATEGY'S OWN PREFERRED STOCK
- Sep 14FundamentalistTWO OF THE SEVEN DEMOCRATS WROTE THE CONCESSIONS THEY ARE NOW REJECTING
- Sep 14CapitalistA BILL ON THE HOUSE FLOOR NEXT WEEK WOULD MAKE BIG POWER USERS PAY FOR THEIR OWN GRID UPGRADES AND DEFINES THEM AS DATA CENTERS DRAWING 100 MEGAWATTS — RIOT'S ROCKDALE DRAWS 700 — NO FLOOR AMENDMENTS ARE ALLOWED
- Sep 14CapitalistCLEANSPARK MADE 593 BITCOIN AND PARTED WITH 821 — ONLY 77 BY CHOICE
- Sep 14FundamentalistCLARITY HAS TWO TESTS FOR STABLECOIN YIELD — THE WEAKER ONE STARTS LATER
- Sep 14FundamentalistEIGHTEEN STATES SAY CLARITY TAKES THEIR POWER — SECTION 20109 STARTS 'UNLESS PREEMPTED'
- Sep 14FundamentalistCLARITY'S ETHICS BAN STOPS AT THE SPOUSE — THE BLIND TRUST STILL ISSUES
- Sep 14FundamentalistTHE BANKS WROTE THIS LETTER IN 1980 — ONLY THE PRODUCT CHANGED
- Sep 13FundamentalistYOUR DEPOSIT IS A LOAN — THE STATUTE PUTS IT SECOND IN LINE
- Sep 13TechnologistTWO BLOCKS AT 966,500 — THE NETWORK KEPT ONE, NOBODY DECIDED
- Sep 13FundamentalistRUSSIA'S DIGITAL RUBLE IS LIVE — THE CENTRAL BANK HOLDS YOUR ACCOUNT
- Sep 13CapitalistGRAYSCALE: THE RULES COME WITHOUT CLARITY — BITCOIN IS IN NONE
- Sep 13FundamentalistTHE FEDS FROZE $938 MILLION — BECAUSE IT COULD BE FROZEN
- Sep 13CapitalistTEXAS HANDS OUT POWER — THE BITCOIN MINERS LINE UP FOR AI
- Sep 13FundamentalistTHE YIELD BAN PAYS BY BALANCE, DURATION AND TENURE
- Sep 13FundamentalistCIRCLE PAYS $400 MILLION IN STOCK — DOLLAR CLAIMS FOR 100 MARKETS
- Sep 12CapitalistSTRATEGY’S OWN GUIDE COUNTS 4,432 FOUR-YEAR BITCOIN WINDOWS SINCE 2010 — THE WORST ONE MADE 32.6%, THE MEDIAN 1,301.7% — SAYLOR SAID HOLD FOUR YEARS ON AUGUST 18 WITH BITCOIN SITTING ON THE 200-WEEK AVERAGE — THE TABLE IS THE RECEIPT
- Sep 12FundamentalistREVOLUT HANDED PASSPORTS, SELFIES, ADDRESSES AND FULL BITCOIN HISTORIES TO A FAKE GOVERNMENT REQUEST — THE EMAIL CAME FROM A REAL GOVERNMENT DOMAIN AND PASSED EVERY CHECK — REVOLUT VERIFIED IT AFTER THE FILES WERE GONE
- Sep 12CapitalistGOLDMAN SAID ON AUGUST 17 IT WAS HARD TO SEE THE FED SHIFTING TOWARD HIKES — FRIDAY’S CPI PRINTED 0.4%, GASOLINE UP 3.9%, CORE UP 0.3% — NOW GOLDMAN EXPECTS 25 BASIS POINTS ON SEPTEMBER 16 — THE PRESIDENT’S LINE IS ‘LOWER THE RATE’
- Sep 11CapitalistMETAPLANET'S BITCOIN PER SHARE ROSE 8.8% THIS QUARTER — THEY BOUGHT NO BITCOIN — THE GAIN CAME OUT OF MANAGEMENT'S OWN OPTION POOL
- Sep 11TechnologistTHE LIQUID HACKER RETURNED 3,400 BITCOIN AND KEPT 598.5 — THAT IS 15.0% OF WHAT HE TOOK — AND 15% IS EXACTLY THE HAIRCUT HE THREATENED LIQUID HOLDERS WITH
- Sep 11MaximalistTHIS YEAR'S DEFICIT IS $1.97 TRILLION WITH ONE MONTH STILL TO GO — $1.267 TRILLION OF IT WAS INTEREST — 64 CENTS OF EVERY DOLLAR BORROWED THIS YEAR WENT TO PAY FOR WHAT WAS BORROWED BEFORE
- Sep 11FundamentalistCORE CPI ROSE 0.3% IN AUGUST AND 2.4% OVER THE YEAR — ONE OUTLET CALLED IT A RATE HIKE AND ANOTHER CALLED IT THE COOLEST SINCE 2021 — THEY WERE READING THE SAME RELEASE
- Sep 11CapitalistBITCOIN ETFS BLED $449 MILLION IN THREE SESSIONS — ARK 21SHARES WAS $164 MILLION OF THURSDAY'S $282.56 MILLION — ONE ISSUER WAS 58% OF THE DAY
- Sep 11TechnologistBINANCE'S BITCOIN RESERVE HAS REACHED 693,000 COINS, A TWO-YEAR HIGH AND ABOUT 30% OF WHAT ALL THE MAJOR EXCHANGES HOLD — THAT IS $53 BILLION — AND EVERY COIN OF IT IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S
- Sep 11FundamentalistALBUQUERQUE BANNED EVERY CRYPTO ATM IN THE CITY AND GAVE OPERATORS 45 DAYS — THE 90% FRAUD FIGURE BEHIND THE VOTE CAME FROM A COUNCILOR — AND THE HONEST ANSWER IS THAT BITCOIN LOSES ALMOST NOTHING
- Sep 10FundamentalistTHE SAME BOND WENT OUT TWICE IN FOUR WEEKS — 5.216% ON AUGUST 13, 5.308% ON SEPTEMBER 10
- Sep 10FundamentalistCONGRESS IS BANNING A CBDC — TETHER ALREADY FROZE $4.2 BILLION
- Sep 10FundamentalistPRODUCER PRICES RAN 5.4% IN AUGUST — DIESEL JUMPED 24% IN ONE MONTH
- Sep 10CapitalistNASDAQ PUT $100 MILLION INTO KRAKEN’S PARENT — THE EXCHANGE THAT CLOSES AT FOUR JUST BOUGHT A PIECE OF ONE THAT NEVER DOES
- Sep 10CapitalistCOINBASE’S CEO SAYS THE BOTTOM IS IN — HIS COMPANY CUT 700 JOBS
- Sep 10FundamentalistBRENT RAN 6% TO $107 ON SEPTEMBER 10 — AUGUST’S REPORT ALREADY HAD DIESEL UP 24% — SEPTEMBER HAS NOT BEEN COUNTED YET
- Sep 10CapitalistBITWISE IS SHUTTING ITS DOGECOIN ETF TEN AND A HALF MONTHS AFTER LAUNCH — IT HOLDS $722,000 — THAT IS A QUARTER OF ONE PERCENT OF WHAT LEFT THE BITCOIN ETFS IN A SINGLE DAY
- Sep 9TechnologistTREZOR EMAIL BREACHED — THE STM32 ALERT IN YOUR INBOX IS A PHISH
- Sep 9FundamentalistTREASURY TRIPLES THE BUYBACK TO $6 BILLION — THE MARKET WANTED TEN
- Sep 9FundamentalistTREASURY SOLD $39 BILLION OF 10-YEARS AT 4.834% — AND DEALERS TOOK 4%
- Sep 9FundamentalistBESSENT WHIPS CLARITY ON X — THE MOTION STILL NEEDS NINE DEMOCRATS
- Sep 8CapitalistSTRIVE BUYS 1,375 MORE BITCOIN — ABOUT 85% PAID FOR BY SELLING THE PREFERRED WHOSE 13% “DIVIDEND” ITS OWN TAX FILING CALLS 100% RETURN OF CAPITAL
- Sep 8CapitalistTHE WORLD’S BIGGEST BITCOIN COMPANY WILL SELL YOU $250 BITCOIN SNEAKERS — JUST NOT FOR BITCOIN
- Sep 8CapitalistTHE BITCOIN COMPANY BOUGHT NO BITCOIN THIS WEEK — STRATEGY SPENT $176 MILLION HOLDING UP ITS OWN PREFERRED AND DOUBLED THE BUYBACK TO $2 BILLION
- Sep 8FundamentalistOIL BLEW PAST $99 ON STRIKES INSIDE SAUDI ARABIA AND A RATE HIKE IS BACK ON THE TABLE — GOLD ROLLED OVER, STOCKS SOLD OFF, AND BITCOIN HELD
- Sep 8CapitalistMETAPLANET DROPS 17% IN TWO SESSIONS — THE OPTION-POOL “FIX” FROZE IT AT THE TOP AND THE STOCK VOTED — BITCOIN BARELY MOVED
- Sep 8TechnologistA FAKE LIQUID PORTAL IS QUOTING THE REAL REPORT — AND ASKING YOU TO RUN AN EXE
- Sep 8MaximalistYOU CAN CHANGE A PASSWORD — YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR FACE, AND 153 MILLION IDS JUST LEAKED FROM THE KYC MACHINE
- Sep 8TechnologistTHE COMPANY THAT BUILDS THE MINERS JUST GUIDED REVENUE TO $11 MILLION — CANAAN’S HARDWARE SALES FELL 81% AND IT SOLD ITS ETHER TO BUY BACK ITS OWN STOCK
- Sep 8CapitalistWALL STREET POURED $3.5 BILLION INTO BITCOIN ETFS IN AUGUST — AND THE FUNDS ARE STILL A BILLION IN THE RED FOR THE YEAR, BECAUSE JUNE TOOK $4.5 BILLION OUT
- Sep 8CapitalistJACK DORSEY'S BLOCK APPLIED TO BECOME A NATIONAL TRUST BANK FOR BITCOIN CUSTODY — SIX OTHER CRYPTO FIRMS ARE IN THE SAME QUEUE — THE OCC HAS DECIDED 23 OF THESE APPLICATIONS AND SAID YES TO 21
- Sep 8TechnologistAI IS READING EVERY LINE OF OLD BITCOIN CODE FOR FREE NOW — COLDCARD, LIGHTNING AND LIQUID ALL BROKE IN THE LAYER ON TOP, AND THE BASE CHAIN DID NOT
- Sep 7CapitalistCAPITAL B MAKES ITS BIGGEST BITCOIN BUY IN A YEAR — 376 COINS ON RAISED MONEY, ADAM BACK ADDS TO 17.6% — THE FRENCH ARE RUNNING STRATEGY’S PLAYBOOK IN EUROS
- Sep 6CapitalistMETAPLANET’S CEO PAID 10 YEN A SHARE FOR STOCK AT 293 — HIS OPTION POOL GREW 6.9X WITH EVERY SHARE SOLD TO BUY BITCOIN — THE “FIX” FROZE IT AT THE TOP
- Sep 6TechnologistMINER PAY RIPS 22% IN A MONTH — THE HASHRATE DOESN’T BUDGE — THE MACHINES THAT LEFT FOR AI AREN’T COMING BACK FOR $39 A DAY
- Sep 6FundamentalistTHE BANK OF JAPAN BOUGHT BONDS IN AUGUST — THE MONEY SUPPLY SHRANK 13.8 TRILLION YEN ANYWAY — THE GOVERNMENT'S OWN ACCOUNTS TOOK OUT MORE THAN THE BANK PUT IN
- Sep 6TechnologistBlockstream’s Liquid peg has 207 bitcoin left.
- Sep 6MaximalistPLEDGE YOUR COINS, GET A HOUSE — BETTER ADMITS IT CAN LEND YOUR BITCOIN OUT WHILE YOU PAY THE MORTGAGE — YOU GET AN IOU BACK IN 2056
- Sep 5Maximalist‘YOU DON’T ACTUALLY OWN THE MUSIC’ — RICK BEATO EXPLAINED BITCOIN TO 5.8 MILLION PEOPLE AND NEVER SAID THE WORD
- Sep 5MaximalistTHE EXCHANGE DIED. THE COINS DIDN’T — 61 BITCOIN COME HOME AFTER 14 YEARS — 5,500 MORE SIT IN A WALLET WAITING FOR OWNERS WHO CAN PROVE IT
- Sep 5FundamentalistTHE BANK OF KOREA MEASURED IT — REACH FOR A DOLLAR TOKEN AND YOUR OWN MONEY FALLS — THE LADDER TO HARDER MONEY HAS ONE MORE RUNG
- Sep 4FundamentalistDUTCH GOVERNMENT’S OWN COUNCIL: ‘THE WORLD AS WE KNEW IT NO LONGER EXISTS’ — RABOBANK: CENTRAL BANKS ARE ‘SECONDARY’ — A MANAGED EURO IS FORMALLY ON THE TABLE
- Sep 4TechnologistTREZOR LEAK GROWS BY 67,000 BUYERS — HOME ADDRESSES, FROM RECORDS A VENDOR SWORE IN WRITING WERE DELETED — THE KEYS HELD, THE PAPERWORK DIDN’T
- Sep 4CapitalistS&P HANDS OUT THREE SEATS — STRATEGY’S 845,050 BTC STILL DON’T COUNT AS EARNINGS
- Sep 4CapitalistTHE SHERIFFS STAND DOWN ON THE CLARITY ACT — ‘OPPOSED’ BECOMES ‘NEUTRAL’ AHEAD OF THE SENATE VOTE — THE LOUDEST BADGE IN THE ROOM JUST LEFT
- Sep 4TechnologistPWC: $31.6 TRILLION OF AI DATACENTERS BY 2050 — POWER, NOT MONEY, DECIDES WHERE IT LANDS — BITCOIN MINERS ALREADY OWN THE PLUGS
- Sep 4FundamentalistJOBS PRINT RUNS FIVE TIMES HOTTER THAN THE TREND — LAST MONTH’S ‘COLLAPSE’ GOT REVISED AWAY — RATE-HIKE BETS FIRM, BITCOIN SLIPS UNDER $80K
- Sep 4MaximalistIMF RULES EL SALVADOR’S NEW COINS WERE ALL ‘DONATIONS’ — THE STACK GREW TO 7,764 BTC ANYWAY — EVERYONE KEEPS THEIR STORY, BUKELE KEEPS THE COINS
- Sep 4TechnologistTHE WHOLE SELF-CUSTODY STACK PATCHED IN ONE WEEK — PASSPORT FIXES MULTISIG BUGS THAT COULD FAKE ‘CHANGE’ — FOURTH VENDOR IN FIVE DAYS, SAME LESSON: RUN CURRENT
- Sep 4MaximalistBITCOIN NEVER REJECTED CUBA — A U.S. COMPANY DID — GEYSER BLOCKS CUBA BITCOIN’S FUNDRAISER ON A ‘WALLET SANCTION CHECK’ THE FOUNDERS SAY MAKES NO SENSE
- Sep 4CapitalistCORNELL SCORES THE $300 BITCOIN TAX BREAK AS A MONEYMAKER — $859 MILLION MORE OVER TEN YEARS — THE COFFEE TAX WAS ONLY EVER COLLECTING PAPERWORK
- Sep 4TechnologistCOLDCARD MAKES THE DICE ROLLS CHECKABLE — ‘TREAT EVERY RELEASE AS CRITICAL’ — AND THE OLD SEEDS STILL HAVE TO GO
- Sep 4CapitalistCOINBASE ASKS THE SEC FOR WHAT ROBINHOOD JUST TOOK — FORM 1-N FILED FOR ROUND-THE-CLOCK STOCK BETS — THE SYNTHETIC-SHARES FIGHT GETS A LEGAL LANE
- Sep 4TechnologistA PING COULD CRASH YOUR LIGHTNING NODE — PATCHED, DISCLOSED, HANDLED — BUT DOCKER USERS GOT THE LABEL WITHOUT THE MEDICINE
- Sep 4FundamentalistONE BITCOIN NOW BUYS 18 OUNCES OF GOLD — BOTH ARE RALLYING, ONE IS WINNING — BESSENT: ‘THE WORLD IS AWASH IN DEBT’
- Sep 4CapitalistWALL STREET BUYS $731 MILLION OF BITCOIN IN ONE DAY — BIGGEST HAUL SINCE JANUARY — THEN THE JOBS PRINT TESTED ITS NERVE
- Sep 3FundamentalistTHE YEN IS UP 2.5% IN TWO DAYS AND IT IS HELPING BITCOIN TODAY — THE LAST TIME IT MOVED LIKE THIS, BITCOIN FELL ABOUT 20% IN DAYS — JAPAN DECIDES SEPTEMBER 18
- Sep 3FundamentalistYEN RESCUE ROUND TWO — SUSPECTED BOJ BUYING DRAGS THE DOLLAR TO 99 — BITCOIN TAKES THE OTHER SIDE AT $81,000
- Sep 3CapitalistSTRIVE'S CEO SAYS SECOND PLACE BY NEW YEAR IS POSSIBLE — TWENTY ONE HOLDS 88% MORE COINS — AND PUTS 31% LESS BITCOIN BEHIND EACH SHARE
- Sep 3CapitalistWALL STREET OWNS ALMOST NO BITCOIN — RIVER’S MATH SAYS THE GAP IS WORTH $250K TO $840K A COIN — THE SELLER DID THE ARITHMETIC
- Sep 3CapitalistSPOT BITCOIN ETFs TOOK IN $101.1M ON SEPTEMBER 2 — BLACKROCK'S IBIT PUT IN $115.4M OF IT — EVERY OTHER FUND TOGETHER WAS NEGATIVE
- Sep 3CapitalistTHE GOLDEN CROSS IS COMING AND EVERY DESK WILL POST THE SAME CHART — THEIR OWN COUNT SAYS NINE OF THE LAST TWELVE GOT UNDONE INSIDE A YEAR — THE THREE THAT HELD AVERAGED 250%
- Sep 3MaximalistGLASSNODE SAID THE COINS WERE MOVING INTO CUSTODY — 50,500 OF THEM SINCE JUNE — TODAY THE PRICE IS UP 5% AND RUNNING AT THE LEVEL THAT STOPPED IT IN AUGUST
- Sep 3FundamentalistFOUR NUMBERS FOR ONE MONTH OF PRICES — 3.7%, 3.3%, 2.3%, AND 54% — ON SEPTEMBER 30 THE GOVERNMENT REBUILDS THE INDEX AND 0.3 GOES AWAY
- Sep 3TechnologistNOBODY AGREES HOW MUCH BITCOIN A QUANTUM COMPUTER COULD REACH — THE PUBLISHED ESTIMATES RUN FROM 25% TO OVER 34% — A NEW DRAFT SAYS THE GAP IS ABOUT DEFINITIONS, NOT MATH
- Sep 3CapitalistEVERY ETF COMMENT LETTER MATCHES THE WRITER’S OWN BOOK — GRAYSCALE WANTS SECRECY, SCHWAB WANTS TIME, JANE STREET WANTS IT SLOW
- Sep 3FundamentalistTHE DUTCH PULLED 86 TONNES OF GOLD OUT OF AMERICA — ONLY 27 TONNES ACTUALLY MOVED — THEY SOLD THE OTHER 59 IN NEW YORK AND BOUGHT IT BACK IN LONDON
- Sep 3MaximalistTHE COLDCARD THIEF SAT ON 1,789 COINS FOR FIVE WEEKS AND FINALLY TRIED TO MOVE SOME — THE SWAPS KEPT BOUNCING BACK — GALAXY: “THEY KEEP GETTING REFUNDED AND HE KEEPS RETRYING”
- Sep 3CapitalistCME SAYS THE PERPETUAL FUTURE IS THE WRONG KIND OF CONTRACT — THE CFTC SAYS CME'S OWN VOLUMES WENT UP — “THIS LAWSUIT IS MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING”
- Sep 3CapitalistAMC’S CEO FINDS OUT ROBINHOOD SOLD A TOKEN WITH HIS COMPANY’S NAME ON IT — ‘WE HAVE NO CONNECTION TO THIS AT ALL’
- Sep 2TechnologistWALLETS OVER 100 COINS ADDED 60,000 BITCOIN IN AUGUST WHILE SMALLER WALLETS SOLD 47,000 — THE CHAIN SHOWS THE COINS MOVED — IT DOES NOT SHOW WHO MOVED THEM
- Sep 2CapitalistSAYLOR'S CHART PUTS STRATEGY SECOND ONLY TO BERKSHIRE — THE 10.75x IS RESERVE ASSETS OVER DEBT ALONE — PUT THE $14.79 BILLION OF PREFERRED BACK AND IT IS 3.4x
- Sep 2MaximalistTETHER FROZE $42 MILLION WITH NO WARRANT — THE PAPER SHOWED UP 112 DAYS LATER — AND THE COMPLAINT SAYS THE RESERVES KEPT EARNING INTEREST THE WHOLE TIME
- Sep 2TechnologistTHE MALWARE WATCHED YOUR CLIPBOARD AND SWAPPED THE ADDRESS BEFORE YOU PASTED IT — EIGHT YEARS, 15,000 MACHINES — THE SCREEN ON YOUR HARDWARE WALLET IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CHECKS
- Sep 2FundamentalistJAPAN'S THIRD-BIGGEST CORPORATE BITCOIN HOLDER SOLD EVERY OTHER COIN IT OWNED — FOUR TICKERS GONE FOR $5.5 MILLION — WHAT IS LEFT IS 1,506 BITCOIN AND NOTHING ELSE
- Sep 2CapitalistSTRATEGY'S CEO SAYS SELLING 7,000 BITCOIN NEAR $60,000 TO BUY 4,603 BACK AT $80,318 WAS THE RIGHT TRADE — HE MAY BE RIGHT — THE DIVIDEND CAME DUE EITHER WAY
- Sep 2MaximalistUPDATED: THE NYSE SAYS ITS 24-HOUR PLAN WAS SHAPED BY WATCHING BITCOIN NEVER CLOSE — THE SEC FILLS 27 SEATS IN A ROOM ON SEPTEMBER 17 TO WORK OUT HOW — SAME DAY THE BANK OF JAPAN SITS DOWN TO RAISE RATES
- Sep 2TechnologistTHE GRID JUST WROTE A RULE THAT DESCRIBES BITCOIN MINING AND NEVER SAYS THE WORD — 50 MEGAWATTS MAKES YOU A LARGE LOAD, 25 OF THEM IN COMPUTERS MAKES YOU A NEW SPECIES — LIVE DECEMBER 4
- Sep 2MaximalistTHE MINT WILL SELL YOU 25 DOLLARS FOR $61 — THE TRUMP COIN IS A COLLECTIBLE, NOT CIRCULATION — AND COOLIDGE BEAT HIM TO IT BY A HUNDRED YEARS
- Sep 2FundamentalistTHE COMPANY SAYS IT SCANS 21 MILLION LICENSES A MONTH AT 20,000 COUNTERS — IT HAS CONFIRMED NOTHING ABOUT THE BREACH — THE MACHINE IS THE STORY, NOT THE LEAK
- Sep 2CapitalistUPDATED: WE SAID 275 COINS LEFT — THE COMPANY'S OWN RELEASE SAYS 215 — THEY MINED ABOUT FOUR COINS IN TWO WEEKS AND SOLD SIXTY-FIVE
- Sep 2TechnologistTHE BRIDGE BETWEEN HARDWARE WALLETS AND BITCOIN CORE IS BEING RETIRED — NOT BECAUSE IT BROKE, BECAUSE PYTHON CANNOT BE BUILT THE SAME WAY TWICE — NO NEW DEVICES ACCEPTED AS OF NOW
- Sep 2TechnologistMINING DIFFICULTY HAS FALLEN YEAR OVER YEAR TWICE IN BITCOIN'S LIFE — THE FIRST TIME CHINA BANNED IT, THIS TIME THE MINERS TOOK A BETTER OFFER — THE BLOCKS NEVER STOPPED EITHER TIME
- Sep 2FundamentalistTHE BANK ABOUT TO RAISE JAPAN'S RATES OWNS 517.7 TRILLION YEN OF THE BONDS IT WILL MARK DOWN — 339 ISSUES, 217 OF THEM TWENTY YEARS AND LONGER — AND IT IS STILL BUYING
- Sep 2CapitalistADAM BACK BUYS INTO THE SAME FRENCH BITCOIN COMPANY TWICE IN FIVE DAYS — 52.7 MILLION WARRANTS CAME WITH IT — THE ROAD TO 27.8 PERCENT COSTS HIM NOTHING UNTIL THE STOCK MOVES
- Sep 1FundamentalistTHREE MEN, THREE JOBS, ONE CURRENCY — THE FED DECIDES THE PRICE OF MONEY SEPTEMBER 16 — YOU'RE NOT AT THAT TABLE
- Sep 1CapitalistSTRATEGY HAS SPENT $635 MILLION TO MOVE A SHARE $2.66 — PAR IS THE DOOR TO BUYING BITCOIN WITHOUT DILUTING MSTR — LAST WEEK THEY DILUTED MSTR TO GET THERE
- Sep 1Fundamentalist"PAID BY SELLING MORE SHARES OF STRC" — SCHIFF NAMED THE MECHANISM IN APRIL — SIX STRAIGHT FILINGS SHOW NOT ONE SHARE SOLD SINCE JULY, AND THE DIVIDEND WENT UP
- Sep 1Fundamentalist"STATISTICALLY INTERESTING, BUT NOT STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT" — COINBASE'S OWN DESK TESTED REKTEMBER AND BURIED IT — THREE SITES STILL QUOTED THREE DIFFERENT AVERAGES THIS WEEK
- Sep 1Capitalist"A MIRROR OF THE MARKET, NOT AN ARBITER OF IT" — STRATEGY TELLS MSCI TO WITHDRAW — THE TEST TURNS ON A WORD NO ACCOUNTING STANDARD DEFINES
- Sep 1TechnologistTHE CODE THAT CHANGES BITCOIN'S PROOF OF WORK IS STILL MARKED DRAFT — REVIEWERS FLAG AN ASSERTION THAT CRASHES THE NODE — AND YOU CAN READ EVERY LINE OF IT YOURSELF
- Sep 1CapitalistUPDATED: A TOKEN ON A NOTE ON A SHARE ON A COIN — BITFINEX WILL SELL YOU A SLICE OF STRC ON A BITCOIN SIDECHAIN
- Sep 1Capitalist"NEAR THE TOP OF A RANGE IT NEVER HOLDS FOR LONG" — BITCOIN AND GOLD HIT RECORD LOCKSTEP AS GOLD DROPS 6% IN SIX SESSIONS — MOVING TOGETHER IS NOT GOING THE SAME PLACE
- Sep 1Maximalist21 BANKS WILL PUT THE DOLLAR ON PUBLIC BLOCKCHAINS BY 2027 — NO NAME, NO CHAIN, NO ISSUER — THE RAILS WON, THE COIN STILL HAS A BANK BEHIND IT